Funny Dog Quotes

Funny Dog Quotes: Laughter and Love

"Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant."

-John Peer

Funny Dog Quotes for All Occasions

Laughter is the best medicine, and there's no better way to brighten your day than with some funny dog quotes. Whether you're a seasoned dog parent or just a fan of these furry friends, you're sure to enjoy these hilarious quotes.

Quotes to Make You Smile

"If our dog doesn't like you, we probably won't either." -Unknown

"Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick the perfect friend." -Unknown

Quotes for the Dog Lovers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -Will Rogers, American actor and humorist

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." -Josh Billings, American humorist

Quotes to Remind Us of Their Love

"Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling the emptiness we didn't even know we had." -Thornton Wilder, American playwright and novelist

"The greatest gift our dogs give us is the ability to live in the present moment." -Oprah Winfrey, American talk show host and philanthropist